The return.

I'm spectacularly hung over at the moment. My body aches from a rather intense deep-tissue massage. The last thing I want to do is to jump up and down and scream my head off.

But sitting in front of me is my Kylie "ShowGirl" ticket, reminding me that, somehow, I have to channel my inner poof and get excited. We've been waiting for so long and finally she's returned. Brilliant.

What do I wear? And do I still remember the words to her songs? I've less than three hours to learn all the dance moves from the DVD. Shure I've had about a year to prepare...

Tags: Kylie Minogue.