Greetings from the Xchange

I love the fact that you can access the internet from a Gaybar. What will they think of next? Anyway, I'm pretty drunk, they're playing pretty gay tunes, all us dancers are having a gay old time. I'm pretty exhausted from the show, though, so may go home soon. Meanwhile, the show is going well, everyone's experimenting with their hair for the show, it's all pretty exciting.

None of this makes any sense and it's not supposed to. Have fun!